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Saturday, August 15, 2009

Sat, 15 Aug 2009 10:59:50 GMT

Oh my gosh.. i love you guys so so so so so much!!
To everybody who planned my surprise party:
Ellen Lu, Rachael Nonis, Paige Foong, Dinesh Raja, Casey Tan for the sandwiches (i didn't get to taste it but everybody said they were really good!!!), Paul Twohill, Timothy Nonis, Marvin Miranda, Amber Chan, Eunice Lai, Jarrel Tan, Peh Sin Ee, Joshua Tan, Samuel Wong, Hannah Christine, Sherwin, Kimberly, Kavina Yu, Sheranne Wong, Alicia Lee, Nicholas Jens.... Did i leave anyone out?

I'm so so so so so os o so so so so sso os o so so soso touched.
I'll never forget this. You are all so so so sweet and I will never never never never find friends like YOU guys. All the photos are with Paige and Sherwin, and all the pics I have now are polaroid photos but i will scan all of them and make it into my wallpaper and look at it everyday and wish i never left singapore in the first place i am going to cry now i love you..

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 17:38:43 GMT

Phonecall of the Day:

Dinesh: Audrey?
Audrey: Dinesh?
Dinesh: I just want to tell you that I love you, Audrey. And you know, Audrey, i won't forget you when you go away, Audrey. All your friends will forget you. Rachael will just continue and live her life; Paige will forget you ever existed, and all your friends will just totally forget you, Audrey. But not me, Audrey. I will remember all the good times, Audrey. I'll be your bitch forever, Audrey. Even if you have no friends left. Aight?
Audrey: Why you like my name so much
Dinesh: Do you feel better? Because I do.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 16:30:58 GMT

I've cleared most of my blog entries and kept 7.
I've kept the entries that actually mean something to me - after browsing through everything, i have realised that most of my rants are crap.
So the remaining entries are either very memorable or very funny. (:

Miss everyone.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Sat, 07 Feb 2009 12:18:13 GMT

Before i forget, here is a public thank you in writing.

Genny and Amirul + Jiehui: Shit you guys are miracle workers.
Everyone else: you guys were great.
Paige: I love your face.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Mon, 20 Oct 2008 03:05:15 GMT

tim
auuuudreyyy!

like a virgin
TTTTIIIIIIMMMMM
MY SAT IS IN 12 DAYS!!!!

tim
OHMG
HOW

like a virgin
I'M SCARED......

tim
ME TOOO

like a virgin
hahahhahaha you scared what.

tim
haha
i dunno?
share the scaredness with me la
then you wont be so scared

like a virgin
awwwwwwwwwww
okay thanks tim.
i feel less scared now.
???

tim
k give me half the scared
then you take half

like a virgin
hahaha, deal.

tim
then you can be half as scared :)

like a virgin
your maths very good

haha, aren't my friends nice??

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

Wed, 01 Oct 2008 08:34:34 GMT

Shia LaBeouf (shy-ya la-buff, not she-ye la-boof)
Born June 11, 1986, in Los Angeles, California

hot (ht)adj. hot·ter, hot·test

a. Having or giving off heat; capable of burning.

b. Slang Sexually excited or exciting

Slang Strong sexual attraction or desire. Used with the.

My god he is so "Strong sexual attraction or desire. Used with the."

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:42:07 GMT

TV Production was better than i thought.

Look at the backdrop!!!!!!!! Doesn't it look great.

I'm at home in HongKong now. I miss this place so much.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 16:12:57 GMT

Exams are coming!Look at how we prepare!

Step 1:
Find a study buddy.

Step 2:
Study like crazy for like 4 hours.

Step 3:
take a break, and get high on Macdonalds and Gynmastic Olympics

Step 4:
Play Texas Holdem with leftover cookies

Step 5:
Camwhore

Step 6:
Back to studying for another 4 hours after 2 hours

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:50:21 GMT

With inspiration from Amirul and Genny, here is my last News Story!
Here is my second draft.

______________________________________________________________________________
Sub: Genevieve Looi
AS- Blogpost - v2 - gl

NEWS WRITING IS OVER!
After long weeks of hard work and sleepless nights,
mass communication students complete most fucked up project of the semester.

Written By Audrey Siek
audreysiek@themuse.com

Photo: Audrey Siek
TGIF (Thank God It's Finished): Part of the final project of The Muse

GROUPS of NP's (Ngee Ann Polytechnic's) Year two Mass Communication students were seen celebrating outside the school campus at 5pm after their deadline for their News Writing module.

"I couldn't be happier; the project was so shitty," student and Sub Editor Audrey Siek said. She added that the module was a "huge pain in her ass".

17 year old student reporter Genevieve Looi said,"I'm glad it's finally over." She later added and described the project as a "bitch".

Audrey's group mates Amirul Nasir and Aini Jaffar were ecstatic on the completion of the project. "Thank god sia", 22 year old reporter Nur Aini said. 17 year old designer Amirul described the final product as his "baby", saying that "i love love love it because i spent so much time on it".

Unfortunately, the relief and happiness is short lived as the tired students have two exams to close the semester. The exams are no picnic - with an average of 10 chapters each module and the two exams (Advertising and Media Research Methods) carrying a forty percent weightage.

"It really is a cherry on top of a shitty cake", Audrey Siek continued.

Genevieve also echoed similar thoughts, and muttered "diezations" under her breath.

The first Ngee Ann Polytechnic semester closes after the last exam on August 22 2008.

________________________
audreysiek@themuse.com

Friday, March 28, 2008

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:51:03 GMT